新西兰人的俚语千奇百怪，而且还相当的与时俱进；对于华人移民而言，听得懂新西兰的英语发音就已经是个需要一两年来适应的过程了，要想张口说一嘴不错的英语，更要四五年甚至十年二十年的时间；不过呀，语言是个渐进的过程，偶尔跳跃式的学习一点粗俗有趣的俚语，在适当的场合，“抖机灵”一般的运用一下，有时能够迅速的融入本地人的谈话中，并且拉近与本地人之间的距离。好，让我们看看，本文“新西兰俚语70条”都有什么吧。
1.“My bloody car carked it yesterday.” 我的车昨天抛锚了
2.“Pff! He couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery.” 他连个最简单的事儿都做不了
3.“That fulla is munted.” 那人喝多了
4.“Did you see Susan? She looked like mutton dressed as lamb.” 苏珊（大婶）穿衣服装嫩呢
5.“Had enough to eat, love?” “Yep, I’m chocka.” 吃饱了吗？是，俺饱饱的
6.“Aw I dunno, it looks a bit sus.” 嗯，看起来有点怪怪的
7.“Pass me the chuddy.” 帮忙递给我个口香糖
8.“What a ratbag!” 任性的坏小孩一枚！
9.“Slow down, Trev.” 慢点开！（Trev 在这里并不是有个人叫 Trev，而是一个无意义的助词）
10.“Oi, let’s hit up Maccas.” 一起去吃麦当劳吧~
11.“Oh that Jack, he’s a hard case.” 噢！杰克！他好有趣~
12.“Mandy is packing a sad.” 曼迪不开森中
13.“That Geoff guy spins all the yarns, huh.” 这家伙没说真话，满嘴火车
14.“I had a bloody mare last night.” 昨晚俺过的很烂
15.“Had a big one on the turps.” 昨夜喝大了
16.“Give us a couple of snags off the barbie, will ya?” 给点儿烤肠我们呗~
17.“She’s down in Dunners living the scarfie life.” 她过着像旦尼丁的大学生一样生活
18.“Course I can do it, it’s a piece of piss.” 小菜一碟，放着我来
19.“He’s a muppet!” 他是个不称职的蠢货
20.“She’s a sammie short of a picnic.” 她有点蠢
21.“Let’s head out for a smoko.” 俺们歇会儿呗？
22.“Ugh, that’s grotty.” 靠~好恶心~
23.“Well that was a total cock up, wasn’t it?” Cock up 在这里是搞砸了的意思
24.“Yes but can you handle the jandal?” 你能搞定（这事儿）吗？
25.“Don’t worry about it, just chuck a sickie.” Chuck a sickie 身体不爽~
26.“Can you pass me a beer?” “Nah” “Aw, stink one.” Stink one 失望中…. （你能给我个啤酒吗？不行~额好失望）
27.“You’re such an egg.” 你这个跳梁小丑
28.“Aw, gutted!” 唉！真不爽！
29.“Sweet as, bro!” 兄弟，忒好了
30.“He’s all mouth no trousers.” 他只会吹牛逼
31.“She was pissed as a chook.” 这姐姐喝多了
32.“You’re taking the piss!” 你在开玩笑吧！
33.“Eh?” 啥？
34.“It’s a cracker of a day.” 今儿真爽！
35.“I left my scooter outside the dairy, nek minit.” Nek minit 下一分钟会发生啥？
36.“Dammit, I forgot to bring my togs!” 该死，忘了带我的泳衣。
37.“Yeah, nah.” 委婉的表达“不”
38.“He took us on a tiki tour in the wop wops.” 他开车带我们随机乱逛
39.“The ol’ noggin is still pretty sore.” 头疼
40.“Did you pash?” Pash 亲吻
41.“Hahaha, she’s such a dag.”她太有趣了！
42.“I have heaps of mates.” 我有一大堆朋友
43.“It was choice, bro.” 兄弟，它很好
44.“Far out, that’s ratshit.” 噢！好恶心！
45.“Nah, I’m still feeling crook.” 朕龙体依然欠安
46.“Ben, take your gummies off in the house!” 本，脱鞋！
47.“You’ll be knackered after all that hard yakka.” 做完这些累死你
48.“Let’s knock the bastard off.” 我们快点儿把事儿做完吧！
49.“He’ll try to cut your lunch if you’re not careful.” 你若不慎，他必撬你女友
50.“Stop being such a hungus!” 能不能别吃了，大胃王？
51.“He gave him a good rark up.” 他让他滚粗
52.“How much money have you saved for travelling?” “Bugger all.” 为旅行你省了多少钱了？没多少
53.“Bugger!” 我日！（靠！）
54.“Have you seen that new video?” “Nah, I’ll give it a squiz though.” 看视频了没？还没，我一会儿快快的看一眼
55.“No worries, she’ll be right.” 别担心，她没事儿
56.“Want to hit up the Coro, bro?” “Keen” Keen 等于“是”
57.“She’s always spitting the dummy.” 她总是发脾气
58.“I’ll suss it.” 我来解决它
59.“He’s a wally.” 他是笨蛋
60.“Here’s your sammie.” “Ta.” 这是您的三明治~谢了~
61.“Not even.” 一点儿都不对
62.“The weather sucks at the moment.” “Hard.” 天气真烂~是啊！
63.“That’s a crack up.” 那很搞笑
64.“Everything is good as gold.” 事事顺利
65.“I got you a pie from the dairy, bro.” “Aw, tu meke.” 我从小店给你买了个馅饼 啊~谢谢~其实不必
66.“Will managed to get himself a bird.” 想方设法找个女朋友
67.“I got a free dinner.” “Mean!” 俺蹭了个免费晚饭~ 爽！
68.“Chur.” 谢谢+拜拜
69.“Straight up, g?” 你说的是真的吗？
70.“Bloody nora, I forgot to lock the house!” 我靠！忘了锁门了！
原文部分转自 https://www.theurbanlist.com/nz/a-list/75-Kiwi-Slang-And-Colloquialisms-And-Their-Meanings 并由看新西兰站长翻译为中文